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Ass Expansion Project

The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.
Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!

note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
by chosney September 25, 2003
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Expat

Short for Expatriate - somebody who has left his or her homeland to live or work in another country, usually for a long period of time.

OR my version:

Expat in Dubai: constantly complaining and rude git with an ego the size of Asia. Other characteristics includes trying to live a lavish lifestyle on a meagre salary and continous road rage
if one of these non-natives gives you lip:

'hey a**hole, don't you get all expat on me!'
by annoyed by expats May 5, 2006
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Espantoso

the only radio staion on GTA Vice City with any artistic merit whatsoever, and the only station which wasnt a blatant cash-in on 80s chart hits which just happened to make a nice marketable box-set
"mate, seriously, if you dont stop listening to seig-seig-sputnik and put espantoso back on im going to anally violate you with the playstation controller"
by D-Bizz October 11, 2006
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Expatbagger

n. A person who elected to ex-patriate themselves around the time of the 2004 elections and are now returning to find a distressed housing market, rock bottom mortgage rates, collapsed stock market and other circumstances that are ripe for exploiting when exchange rates on the dollar are strongly in your favor.
With four more years of Bush looming, Bill left in 2005 to work in Malaysia and is now returning as an expatbagger. He bought a $2M estate for $1.2M...with cash.
by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz December 22, 2008
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extant

San Marino lays claim to be the oldest extant sovereign state as well as the oldest constitutional republic.
by danuker September 4, 2018
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Expandable friend

The friend who is always left behind. Never gets invited to things ,and is often lonely . Also someone who is always being there for someone but have no one in return
I feel bad for her she's such an expandable friend to everyone
by Doievenknowthemeaning? October 12, 2019
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extant

decay is an extant form of life
by familiarcat August 2, 2020
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