exhalorting

The act of exhaling and snorting simultaneously out of the nose.

While laughing at Jon's stupid jokes, Allie exhalorted, causing more laughter.

by twocents29 May 16, 2005

Escalator of Life

They got my Mazda at the E-Z Park It
At the rock & roll supermarket
Muzak music make me feel so funny
I went and spent all my money

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all
We want it all
Escalator of life - up and down
Escalator of life - round and round

There's 111 choices
Don't listen to those little voices
I don't let the guilty feeling shake me
You can have your cake and eat it baby

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

Hey girl, I'm a personal friend of Gloria Vanderbilt
I got all the gold in the world around my neck
Come ride the steel dinosaur
Run wild in the jungle
Its a Zulu Nation
Seduction, sacrifice, a new sensation
Nothing ever changes

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

by Death Menace August 15, 2022

Escalator

The most horrible and terrifying thing to ever be created. This shit deserves to be in the pits of tartarus. You can die on that shit. I absolutely hate this shit

Friend: hey wanna go on the escalator?
Me: I would rather die

by Thatweirdgay March 31, 2023

Anal excavator

Specifically a male who enjoys excavating another person's anus.

Person 1: Yo what you doing tonight man?

Person 2: Meeting up with this qt 3.14 tonight!

Person 1: Anal excavating ?

Person 2: You know I'm an anal excavator, what else would I be doing...

by Ayyyyyy lmao July 7, 2015

The Escalator

The Escalator is an act of sexual prowess. It is also form of The Bulldozer where you run the girl up and down a set of stairs until she cooperates, and does what she is told. This is the ultimate demeaning act of sex that you can do to your partner. Just be warned, going up the stairs is a lot harder than you may think. So be a gentleman and buy that bitch some knee pads.

Suzie: "Where did you get all those bruises from?"
Dana: "I got them last night, Jon wanted to try The Escalator out."

by Kyle Rosekrans August 11, 2007

Took The Top Escalator

A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.

Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.

Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

Escalator

A stupid person, a retard. If you're still not sold just put your tongue between your front teeth and say 'Escalator!'

Woah, I just missed my mouth with my beer, what an escalator!

by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011