Evan Peters

The baddest motherfuckin actor that ever lived.

Me: Evan Peters is the shit.

by yaknowimthebaddest January 5, 2012

gay evan

A tall coconut haired male that suck long black cock and takes it in his tight hairy asshole and loves getting drench in hot white cum

Me and Gay Evan had so much hardcore fun last night

by cocklover4375893460737547052 March 9, 2016

Evan

Someone who has a beautiful, precious, and caring heart. He is so extremely handsome and can make you easily fall in love with his beautiful eyes, and big smile. When you hug him you immediately feel safe and at home. He makes love the greatest feeling in the world, and never fails to make someone happy. He is the most loving, selfless, kind-hearted, caring, and respectful guy anyone would be lucky enough to know let alone love. This is the type of guy you’d want to be your boyfriend for he has the most respect and shows you off like your his most prized possession. He is inspiring, and strong and unbelievably perfect. Anyone would be lucky enough to know an evan, but if you are able to fall in love with one... get ready for the greatest experience of your life in the most positive and happiest way.

“Oh damn, I wish I was dating an Evan!”
“Fuck, Evans hot.”
“You’re so lucky you’re dating an Evan.”

by IloveEvanCC September 27, 2018

euanipedia

Euanipedia is the encyclopedic standard repository of all knowledge, wisdom, life and everything related to the euaniverse.

I was doing a research paper on the Euaniverse, I had ordered some textbooks online but the textbooks were sent to the wrong address, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, queried, lost again, and finally wound up at the bottom of the ocean floor. Luckily my roommate had a copy of the 2010 edition of Euanipedia, other wise I never would have graduated.

by Slamko August 11, 2012

Ebanie

Beautiful, smart , caring, and crazy she’s always outgoing and is an amazing person in general she’s always there when You need her most she will always make u laugh in bad situations if u ever find an Ebanie you would be lucky make sure u hold on to her because shes not gonna be there forever

Ebanie is the bestest friend u can find make sure u hold on righty to her

by ???????!???????? March 4, 2019

Evan Phillips

Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.

“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”

by evandagoon April 3, 2020

evan peters

daddy

“evan peters DEF daddy 😍”

by paigem:) April 2, 2021