A device that aids in the passage of time while having a No.2 (aka poo). Generally used by men rather than the ladies as they see it as less is more with regards to time taken.
In ancient times this was limited to the daily rag (newspaper), however with the introduction of new technology this endeavour has been made all the more pleasurable.
Common modern day evacuation pacifiers are:
Mobile phone (with Internet)
Mobile phone (with game worms being the best)
PSP
Game Boy advanced
Nintendo DS.
In ancient times this was limited to the daily rag (newspaper), however with the introduction of new technology this endeavour has been made all the more pleasurable.
Common modern day evacuation pacifiers are:
Mobile phone (with Internet)
Mobile phone (with game worms being the best)
PSP
Game Boy advanced
Nintendo DS.
While sitting on the toilet feeling pretty board I decided to use my evacuation pacifier check the football results on my phone and then play a game of snake.
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Evaluna is a synonym for "Beautiful and perfect guuurl" or for "Bob the builder". When you scream her name during sex, her cyprin turns into gold. You can kill Evaluna if you say "chill" three times. According to the legend, she's sailing aboard Capitaine Fracasse on the Seine.
Evaluna have lost her convocation.
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Guy 1: You didn't spend the night at her place?
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.
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You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."
You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."
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