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evacuation pacifier

A device that aids in the passage of time while having a No.2 (aka poo). Generally used by men rather than the ladies as they see it as less is more with regards to time taken.

In ancient times this was limited to the daily rag (newspaper), however with the introduction of new technology this endeavour has been made all the more pleasurable.

Common modern day evacuation pacifiers are:
Mobile phone (with Internet)
Mobile phone (with game worms being the best)
PSP
Game Boy advanced
Nintendo DS.
While sitting on the toilet feeling pretty board I decided to use my evacuation pacifier check the football results on my phone and then play a game of snake.
by Diveboy (paul v) October 11, 2006
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Evaluhate

Too be evaluated hatefully, to give someone a dirty look
Chris: Dude isnt that your Ex over there

Tom: Yeah dude she can't stop Evaluhating(evaluhate)
by D Ferg 52 November 13, 2011
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evaluna

Evaluna is a synonym for "Beautiful and perfect guuurl" or for "Bob the builder". When you scream her name during sex, her cyprin turns into gold. You can kill Evaluna if you say "chill" three times. According to the legend, she's sailing aboard Capitaine Fracasse on the Seine.
Evaluna have lost her convocation.
by Xhwr June 11, 2017
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evaludate

When two people who are in a relationship get into a huge first fight, and decide they still want to be together besides the issue at hand, they "evaludate".

Evaluate + date.
Definitely pretty excited to evaludate our relationship tonight after last weeks situation!
by finespunflesh March 19, 2011
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Premature evacuation

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation
by bennycnz June 22, 2010
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intercourse evaluation

When a partner asks, "Was it good for you?" after intercourse. Like a course evaluation at the end of a class.
Guy 1: You didn't spend the night at her place?
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.
by resident alian April 23, 2009
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premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.
(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."
by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008
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