most esp

Short for most especially.

I hate her, most esp when she stirs up some dramarama.

by laurenthelame November 6, 2008

Text ESP

The act of knowing you are about to recieve a text message seconds before you actually receive one. A paranormal phenomenon experienced by total text addicts.

"It's ridiculous but we DO send a crapload of texts..."

"Yeah, I'm completely addicted to texting. Like to the point where I know my phone's gonna blow up right before it actually does. I have Text ESP.

by Mandy<3 December 8, 2007

iPod esp

when your iPod has a way of knowing various aspects of your environment and plays songs accordingly while on random.

while driving in the rain, I heard gary allen's 'songs about rain,' madonna's 'rain,' and 'the rain (supa dupa fly)' by missy elliot. it was like it KNOWS... iPod esp creeps me out sometimes.

by kandiisdandy April 9, 2011

Horny ESP

A special type of hack which places a tracer and a box in your vision over any entities which happen to be exhibiting unusually high horny levels. Can be used to detect all sorts of things, from other humans to the H2FA.

Okay, we're entering the cornfield. Turn your Horny ESP hacks on guys!

Woah there's 20 Horny ESP signatures in this party! Must be pre-teens.

by Rousate October 7, 2021

couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.

We're so cute...we have couple esp.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Stomach ESP

When you are able to look at portions of food and fortell how full it would make you feel if you did eat it. This allows you to gauge the amount you eat.

Dude, I was totally going to scarf on that huge plate of fries, then I had Stomach ESP and decided not to.

by Vert Truken July 4, 2010

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013