The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.

"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"

by denyalluwantbutitstrue January 20, 2009

Erdembayar

When someone say erdembayar all the girls start to masturbate. But he is not that cool. He is fucking addicted to pc games. In his free time he just watches porn and masturbates.

OMFG Are you erdembayaring?? means are you masturbating?

by Odi*9 February 27, 2022

Lake Erie Monster

A Lake Erie Monster is the biggest baddest shit that someone leaves in a toilet bowl for the next person to admire. So named after Lake Erie, one the Great Lakes because that's where the Monster swims to eventually.

Son of a bitch! Some Bastard left a Lake Erie Monster in Shitter at the car wash!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

epidermis

A word meaning "skin"
But many people take it the wrong way and look at their trousers....

"OH MY GOD, your epidermis is showing, cover it up now"
(Looks down at trousers)
"What???"

by R,L,L,J May 13, 2005

Eider

A very sexy and pretty girl that loves the ocean

Eider likes the beach

by Eider September 21, 2016

Erie

A city full of rednecks, sluts, skanks, prostitution, drug dealers and many more. Erie is the Little Detroit of Pennsylvania, it’s also well known as being the mistake on the lake. They have the Nighmare on Elm Street Walmart, abandoned houses full of homeless and crackheads, as well as gangsters with weird nicknames like “Spoons”, “Hacker” and “PSN”. Erie has a billion churches and probably a thousand bars on every corner. People only think Erie is the best just because of Waldameer and Splash Lagoon, but once you go into the neighborhoods, you’ll think “this place is a shit hole.”

I went to Erie and found a needle on the ground.

by shuffleboard December 11, 2019

john-eriked

This is when you are so busy using twitter on the mobile device of your choice that you are unaware of your settings. Usually happens in urban settings and involves a cell phone, twitter and a moving vehicle. Names after an early twitter adapter.

Fred just got john-eriked by that rickshaw while walking the streets of Tokyo.

by David J. Neff May 16, 2008