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Epic sex

Sex that is so incredibly EPIC that it transcends physical limitations and introduces women to a new realm of pleasure.

Many secret underground churches created by huge groups of women gather together to worship the men who can give epic sex.

The secret messaihs of these churches are like celebrities to the women, as they are like heroine to them since it takes one try and their hooked into the following for life.

They are into many family friendly activities like orgies and giving sex acts to the justice ranger.

The justice ranger is the nickname they give to their sex master. Also known as Julian Young.

That name is allowed on urban dictionary because it is a celebrities name.
"Julian Young gave epic sex to mary last night. "

"Really, i thought it was ray's mom?"

"well both but shhh, its a secret"
by Notjulianyoung July 22, 2020
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Epic Rap Battles of History

n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
by I Palindrome I July 1, 2011
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filler episode

A day where nothing special or exciting is happening.
“Today is such a filler episode.”
I know right? Nothing new.”
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Epic Gamer Moment

When you game so hard you """accidentally""" say the n word
That person is currently banned from competing in events due to an Epic Gamer Moment
by JustOneGuy12345 October 10, 2019
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Episode Interactive

1.an interactive storytelling app that many people dedicate hours of their time to writing stories for

2. an interactive storytelling app that many people make a hobby and an online Instagram community about
Wow, I am in love witn Episode Interactive! There are so many good stories to read!!
by adidi la pasayito July 22, 2017
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epiphery

is what Michael Scott had on The Office (U.S.), S3: E:14
"I had...an epiphery..."
by avalanches November 4, 2017
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Epic Douche

When someone is such a fucking tool, he surpasses the previously insurmountable title of mega douche, and therefore the only adjective left is epic.

The Epic Douche is easily identifiable as being a complete dick to everyone, having an incredibly hot girlfriend he doesn't deserve, enjoys rap even though he's whiter than Elton John, wearing mostly Hollister and Abercrombie, and driving a really nice car that his parents bought him, though he calls it his own. Of course, each Epic Douche has even more dickish characteristics unique to his pathetic little existence, not just the ones above.
Chris: Dude, Logan is such an epic douche, he first cheated off my final, and then when Mr. Tharp asked him about it, he said I cheated off of HIM! What the fuck, dude?
Nick: I hear ya dude, a week ago he stuck his Blackberry over the stall door and took a picture while I was taking a leak, and now everyone in school knows I pee sitting down like a girl.
Chris: You do?
Nick: Yes...
(Awkward silence)
by xCFHx July 25, 2009
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