Exactually

A verbal mistake, when one accidentally and ironically fuses two contradictory words together, which in this case are 'exactly' and 'actually', thus creating a meaningless compound word. (Not to be confused with, 'It's actually', which sounds similar when spoken at a fast pace). Because of it's nature, when used, the word does not make clear whether or not the speaker means to continue or finish, since the word 'exactly' is usually a response which concludes an idea, and the word 'actually' signifies that there is more dialogue to come - therein lies the humour.

Person 1: 'Hey we should go to Henry's Coffee House for lunch.'

Person 2: 'No, it's way too expensive in there!'

Person 3: 'Exactually.'

Person 1: What? Did you mean 'exactly', or did you mean 'actually'? As in that you were going to suggest somewhere else instead?? You're not making any sense.

Person 3: Sorry! I meant 'exactly' but for some reason I had the word 'actually' in my head, and therefore said 'exactually' by accident! Sorry guys!

by Mr Rathausplatz December 19, 2016

Re-enacturd

A really, really stupid, whiny Civil War re-enactor.

Hey did you hear that re-enacturd? He was whining about how he had to sleep outside in the cold and that he didn't have enough blankets.

by stella22132 February 12, 2007

Exactago

An exact amount of time ago. This long ago exactly.

I first met your mother twenty years, three months, one week and nine minutes exactago.

by Sodsta August 24, 2009

exactism

Exactism is when someone is very specific when they dont need to be

Me: messi scored plenty goals boi.....weeyy
Friend: 5 goals boi
Me: yuh see all dis exactism🤦 ♂️

Or

Me: I have many trophys
Friend: trophies*
Me: yuh see all dis exactism

*friend corrects spelling*

by Notofficialwords😂 June 5, 2019

exactamundio

When someone is 100% bang one the money u will say exactamundio

Is ur cock really that big yes exactamundio

by Darragh Gleeson April 25, 2022

Don’t accept this exact definition

By accepting this definition you’re agreeing to pay me 1000$ per month for doing nothing, giving me your first born child to work on plantations, destroying the US government and giving me all the secret information that US government have.

By braking any of this contract’s rules you will be forced to pay me 10 million dollars now or pay me 50% of all your earnings for 30 years.

UD Mod: Oops I accidentally accepted this “Don’t accept this exact definition” definition
Me: 😀

by WhatTheFuckingFuckWhatTheFuck September 15, 2022

exact-a-fuckin dactly

-adverb: An adult form of indicating preciseness, and being very accurate.

darek: you should have read the directions and followed them too the letter

John: But I messed up

Greg: Exact-a-fuckin dactly

by tnmedic January 7, 2008