emoite

Like a sodomite but with emo instead of sodomy. They practice emo like a religion.

God shall unleash his wrath upon the emoites in the fourth testament of the Bible, sparking a new spinoff of Judaism called Emoitism. Those who follow Emoitism shall be named the Emoitites and be blessed by God to suffer and die in concentration camps at the hands of Adolf Trump. Emoitism is the next stage after Islam, which was the next stage after Christianity, which was the next stage after Judaism, which was the next stage after tribal polytheism.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Emmitt

a guy who is:
sexy
cute
good at sports
excellent lover
spectacular kisser

God i wish chad was more emmitt like

by LMAO! xD May 23, 2010

Emmett Cullen

Edward Cullen's adoptive brother in the popular series Twilight by Stephenie Meyer.
Emmett Cullen is one of the vegetarian vampire in the Cullen family, and is a "big brother" type. He is big, muscly, and attacks his prey like a irratible grizzly, his favorite food. His soul mate is Rosalie Hale.
Other members of the cullen family: Carlisle Cullen Esme Cullen Jasper Hale Rosalie Hale Edward Cullen Alice Cullen Bella Cullen Renesmee Cullen

If you've ever seen a bear attack on T.V., you should be able to imagine Emmett hunting.

- Edward Cullen talking about Emmett Cullen hunting in twilight

by Melanie LeFleur October 6, 2008

Emmitt

Emmitt is an amazing person to meet and is filled with love and yet so shy. If you ever do meet an Emmitt consider yourself lucky as he's the most gorgeous person to gaze upon.His name means fearless and caring

Person 1:have you guys seen Emmitt

Person 2: Yes he is soooo hot

by SgtWaffle February 16, 2017

Emmett

A 14 year old boy who tries to do good but when he does no one appreciates what he did :(

Emmett is a good person

by Sweekner November 9, 2018

dirty emmett

a dirty Emmett is when you begin to wank off into a stuffed giraffe while watching Johnny Depp midget porn.

my friend did a dirty emmett last night

by The stonk man69 April 16, 2020

Emmett

A dumbass🤦 ♂️ who is hella fine. Emmett always loves his significant other 🥰

He always has a crush on somebody and is heartbroken if they say no💔
His humor is really dark, and can be annoying.🤷🏿 ♂️
He’s always bad at skating🛹
And to akward to ask a girl out😂

Girl: Emmett is soooo hot
Other girl: omg yaaaas
Emmett: uhh he- 👋

by Keciaishot June 8, 2019