emmet

annoying chav/northerners that in the summer, cover our cornish beaches like a carpet, leaving not even a square inch of space for locals such as myself to sit down. they also throw chips to huge evil flocks of seagulls in the middle of town, saying 'ere, kelleh, kev, look at the luvleh berrds'.

they never listen to lifeguards and float in between the red and yellow flags on their inflatable rings and bodyboards that they can't steer. on lucky occasions they'll fall asleep and turn to a crisp hot pink, before falling off and screaming 'elp meh am drahning' in 4ft of water.

emmet- 'eh up ah got sand in me shoos'
emmet2- 'best get tut lahf gard dave'

by crinnydude August 28, 2008

emmett

An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!

I went home with an emmett last night.

by bballer88 July 22, 2010

Emmett

Emmett is probably the hottest man to ever walk this earth. He has an absolutely GIGANTIC penis. Probably the biggest on the planet but that’s unconfirmed.

Bro have you seen Emmett’s penis? That thing is HUGE!

by Deeznutsarehuge June 17, 2021

emmet

Another word for a tourist or holiday maker but used in a more derogitary way. Mainly used by Cornish people in Cornwall describing dirty chavs from other parts of the UK.

"Look at those dirty emmets over there!, lets go tell them to fuck off back to Manchester!"

by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005

emmet

Yes indeedy, a hloiday maker in the southwest is known as an emmet. i believe this term is derived from the cornish for 'ant' as this is what they resemble when they swarm into town consuming everything in sight, generally getting in the way of those who wish to lead their normal everyday lives, and leaving again en-mass with the only sign of them being a trail of mess & destruction.

"You would think that Safeway would get it into their heads that this town is full of Emmets in the summer, and thus order in more bread!"

by Loubeeloo September 15, 2007

Emmet

The one to say the word “Ballsack” one too many times.

My boyfriend is such an emmet

by Chip whip January 16, 2022

Emmett Hot Pocket

The result of Sleeping with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Resulting in a vagina that smells like the town of Emmett Idaho, or a fishy, trashy odor.

"I can smell you Emmett hot pocket dude! Take a shower"

"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"

by KMP4 April 6, 2014