Eggman

More than a character, an emotion

You're looking pretty Eggman today

by Autumnshue April 1, 2021

EGGMAN

A dj with an egg related surname that lives for egg puns and donks

Wow jon you went proper eggman then!

by Djeggman78 June 8, 2021

EggManSam

An annoying discord user who steals people's shiny pokemon on the poketwo bot. Also know as Eggy.

Person: IM GOING TO SHINY HUNT PIKACHU
*Pikachu spawns*
EggManSam: p!c pikachu

by qozy August 6, 2021

Eggman.exe

Eggman.exe is the third victim to die by Sonic.exe in a stage called nothing but "..." with no chance of fighting back at all.

Someone: Exes keep appearing behind me
Someone: Eggman became Eggman.exe...
Someone: *turns around*
Someone: Oh nothing i need to take this off brand cursed sonic CD out.

by fred boi July 12, 2022

Eggman

That one guy who pissed on the moon.

Person 1: "Oh dude didja hear about the guy who pissed on the moon?"
Person 2: "Who, Eggman?"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by JayGhost February 25, 2024

Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

chinesse eggman

that one chinesse friend that when he cuts his head he looks like an egg and when said hello to you have to say harro

that chinesse eggman really looks like a big fat egg

by ilovechinesseeggeman November 24, 2024