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Junior The Egomaniac

A crazy kid who unintentionally started (yet most definitely deliberately) a movement after telling his story as the rejected outcast of society after failing to achieve his dream of becoming an artist now instead he became a villain and enjoys causing chaos and exposing those viler than himself

It’s easy to see why so many look up to him, he is there face and voice of all the rebels, outcast individuals, girls and boys who are imperfect. While the fake and shallow worship celebrities, the real people can follow the forbidden one; junior grimes the egomaniac

From a psychiatric standpoint I pity is boy as something horribly traumatic must have happened in his past that made everything else weak in comparison which is why he lacks shame or even guilt. This junior grimes kid shows no signs of embarrassment and merely has fun as the ships sinking.

Junior grimes is the one all e boys and e Girls fear, and for good reason, he exposes them and tells it like it REALLY IS.

Junior the egomaniac is the Internet superstar who’s infamous (or famous in some cases) for causing a group of internet dwellers to rebel against society and discriminates equally before you call him a racist.

I believe in junior grimes, you should too
Junior The Egomaniac: water is wet so I’m fine. I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn your boyfriend into your ex.

Juniors followers: OMGG HE IS GOD!

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Junior The Egomaniac is prone to criminal versatility but that doesn’t make him evil, he’s just built different and has unknown vibes of energy searing off of his physique.
by Fix it failure July 22, 2021
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Junior the egomaniac

The pseudonym used by Junior Grimes, the british internet kid since he’s kind of a meme at this point. Junior the egomaniac is used to signify his overinflated ego and sense of himself since Junior grimes or “J. Grimes” is quite possibly the most conceited internet persona EVER.

Junior goes by the name “Junior the egomaniac” since most people don’t know his true name or his origins, he’s quite a mystery but I guess that’s what draws people especially woman to him.

J Grimes is famous for doing his own thing, he’s a loner albeit hides it with his dark and twisted sense of humor. Junior the egomaniac also takes the name in stride since he’s the outcast and embraces himself since he was once the rejected son.......
Judge: alright 40 years

Defendant: wait! Give me a chance, what if I gave you a sick fortnite handle?

Judge: I’m listening

Defendant: Junior the egomaniac

Judge: alright death penalty it is for you then...

Defendant: you can’t kill me if I’m already dead inside
by Somebody with a cat June 15, 2021
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Egganoid

Someone who constantly checks their Newegg order status.

Comes from the word: Paranoid
Person 1: Has your keyboard shipped?

Person 2: No let me check

(1 minute later)

Person 2: Damn lemme check my status again

Person 1: Dude you're so egganoid
by AtmosFear September 29, 2010
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Kinder Egg Man

a hybrid combination of humpty dumpty and the devil that strangely looks like a demented version of "Beldar" from the movie, Coneheads. The "kinder man" was used as a mascot for the Ferrero candy company to advertise their "kinder surprise" eggs which were chocolate eggs containing small toys, that children apparently just have to eat (even though the labels on the eggs clearly say NOT to eat the plastic toys!!!!!) The "kinder man" was featured in a commercial in which he appears on a wall holding a kinder egg, shaking it, opening the egg, taking the toy out, eating the egg, and playing with the toy. the commercial ends with the kinder man falling off the wall that he was sitting on. During the course of the commercial, the Kinder man is speaking in a completely strange dialect that you couldnt possibly understand. The most notable piece of his strange dialect is when he opens the wrapper of the egg and shouts "CHOCODOOBY, DOUBLY CHOCODOOBY". The kinder egg man commercial (that was aired on a British childrens network) was soo disturbing to young children that it was banned from television. If only kids took his falling off the wall at the end of the commercial as suicide then they might have not been so scared of the kinder man
Bob: He man, guess what!
Steve: What...
Bob: CHOCODOOBY!!!
Steve: Gahh! now im gonna have nightmares again!!! *gets out phonebook, searches for a new shrink*

Satan: The Kinder Egg Man scares the living $%!7 outta me.
by Kindahmann April 3, 2010
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Kinder Egg Man

An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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blazin’ neon egomaniac

An egomaniac who makes other egomaniacs look like wallflowers.
Being friends with a blazin’ neon egomaniac is never really possible.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
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Egganometry

Only a genius can understand this literary term. It simply means you know everything.
“Hey Justine don’t worry I know Egganometry”
by Albert Einsteinzzz January 15, 2021
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