The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008

Edisoned

1. When you are the original creator of something, only to have someone else take the credit.

"Hey! Did you hear? Calvin just invented a new version of Hide-and-Seek. It's called Hide-and-Scream."

"But that was my idea. That bastard Edisoned me!"

by DarkPugLord23 November 8, 2019

Elyson

Elyson is our lord, our god. You either want to be her or be with her. She is the hottest girl around. She is short and has some sort of anger issues.

girl 1: Elyson is so cool!!
girl 2: I wish I was Elyson.

by Nevaah :) April 16, 2021

edeson

a person who thinks for the others more than himself. they are mostly the purest person you'll ever met.

Aldrin: that is so nice of you to bring me a gift, Edeson.

by Daphynn, Aug 15, 2021 August 15, 2021

Edisona

Edisona

Edisona

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Thomas Edison'd

When someone states an idea or joke, but you take credit for it by publicly expressing it

Man, Todd stole the joke I told him and said it loud enough for everyone to hear so they think he made it. Sounds like you got Thomas Edison'd

by DrtyTrouserSnake June 29, 2020

JAMS Edison NJ

A place infested by a bunch of indian idiots. The only things we excel at are chess and math competitions because I think this school is the most un athletic school in NJ. Our hallways are so crowded and smell absolutely horrendous. Nobody wears deodorant and they all smell like curry.

Mom, “Come on beta lets go to JAMS Edison NJ”

Child, “noooo it so stinky and to many curry munchers are there 😭😭😭”

by not cpy November 9, 2023