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phallic equation

The phallic equation is the simple equality:
8=D
Solve for D:
17=D+9
8=D

Oooh the phallic equation!!
by course18 September 3, 2006
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educational grinding

Serious studying or homework sessions because your a straight up hussler when it comes to this Salem State shit(work)...
When Eric C isn't being a straight up mack, he's educational grinding at the library.
by Eric Connelly December 19, 2005
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abstinence only education

A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement.
Abstinence only education is a bit like "just hold it" potty training. -Roy Zimmerman
by kmuto December 25, 2008
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liberal education requirement

A class required by the higher education system. It assists no one in the completion of any type of degree. The knowledge is forgotten once the class is complete and the money you spent on it is wasted because the class benifits no one at all.
College Student 1: "Hey man what liberal education requirement class are you taking?"

College Student 2: "I'm taking a chemistry lab because when I get my accounting degree I'll have to mix chemicals....a lot."

College Student 1: "I would rather just throw the money into my toilet and flush it down then take these ridiculous classes."
by T. Tom December 18, 2007
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Education

Upside: A piece of paper you wave around to get free stuff and a the right to make fun of stupid people.

Downside: You have to spend 18 years of your life taking it up your ass from school to get a lousy piece of paper.
"I demand a raise because I have an education!"

"Why do I have to come to school anyway?"
"For a piece of paper, now bend over."
by |3 0 |3 December 20, 2006
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edubating

Masturbating while learning,(watching the discovery channel, wikipedia, history books, food network(big guys only) medical texts etc.)
Person A: hey you know what I found out last night when I was jackin off? Areola is the medical term for nipple

Person B:huh, I guess that means you were edubating
by dogggyyyssstyle August 10, 2010
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Lynchian education

Noun. A universal paradigm of adolescent education. The Lynchian teacher is very strong in his or her opinions and expects students to agree with him or her. If in a classroom setting, grades are usually based on subjectively-graded papers. Papers are reflective of (1) how much the subject material agrees with the teacher's personal views, and (2) the worth of the student in the teacher's eyes. Usually, this results in students getting a single grade on every paper regardless of content.

No curves are instituted in a Lynchian classroom. 100% is restricted to the student the instructor feels "deserves" it the most. Despite these flaws, Lynchian educators are usually looked up to by fellow academics as models of "awesomeness" or "tradition."
Mr. Salmonelli is a good guy, but his commitment to Lynchian education worries many students.
by ZZZtofjd October 25, 2010
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