eBay Hangover

What you get after you check your email in the morning to find out what you bought online the night before - while drunk.

"Dude, I've got a bad eBay hangover today"
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."

by BrewTat January 13, 2009

eBayt

A scantily clad or provocatively posed model depicted in online auctions to attract bidders.

The Gumby figure sold for only $38.62, but the auction had 14,375 hits because the the listing posed the doll in some nasty eBayt's cleavage.

by Minnesinger July 31, 2007

eBay Weed

An eBay paid plant. Person(s) paid by eBay and/or PayPal to write cheerleading online posts, or spread disinformation. Person(s) paid by eBay and/or PayPal to write derogatory posts about the competition or those not completely supporting eBay.

Another tweet from an eBay Weed saying only NARUs and lousy sellers fail on eBay.

by HouseOfUsher January 30, 2010

ebay warrior

A guy that will buy anything to sell on ebay, unprofessionally. Just to justify his possession mean something to someone in the world.

Thinking of the feed back and hoping for slivers of potential profits wake these souls up in the morning. Will also get panicy if not able to log onto ebay at regular intervals to up dated on any changes.

Dude 1: what you doing today?

Dude 2: buying and selling on ebay, i found this gold plated xbox that....

Dude 1: your such an ebay warrior!!!

by jameshaley October 25, 2010

eboys podcast

on the run from the youtube administering government and uk militory forces, four unlikely friends battle out wits, nutty news and ass talk to become the ultimate eboy all while hidden behind the conservative party. starring willne, james marriot, imallexx, memeulous and his invisible snake.

this is... the eboys podcast

harry styles: i wish i was like willne, his square head and extremely toned body is ugh...

louis tomlinson: but bae, i like you how you are because you're perfect now. anyway, i wish had the mytsery of memeulous.
liam payne: well i wish i featured on the eboys podcast
me *a genius*: i wanna be the snake that doesn't exist

by 28ALLTHAT January 13, 2021

got-ebayed

when you pay for something on ebay and receive nothing!!

when you pay for an item you won and they send you nothing and the seller closes their account, " dude i just got-ebayed"

by otti July 13, 2009

Ebay bummer

Used as a derogatory name for other Ebay users who bid on the same item(s) you are trying to win, thereby pushing the price up.

"All these Ebay bummers are bumming on the lampshade I want!"

by annod August 10, 2010