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Duck Dynophobia

- the fear that some of the characters on the politically incorrect reality-show Duck Dynasty might push their pro-heterosexual and basic traditional Christian views on sexuality and sin in the mainstream corporate controlled media

Background: Phil Robertson, one the lead characters on the hit reality show Duck Dynasty gave an interview to GQ magazine, and he promoted a heterosexual and Christian lifestyle, and then the cable channel A&E got word of what he said and notified him and the press that they would NOT be permitting Phil to be in the reality show any longer, in an obvious case of bigotry, oppression and suppression of free speech by a major network
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Jim: Did you hear about the suspension of Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty by the A&E executives?
Bob: Yup, sure did!

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Those anti-Christian pro-homosexual executives at A&E are obviously suffering from Duck Dynophobia!
by GlennyJ December 20, 2013
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dynogrind

A sucky screamo band with Ben Miller as vocalist.
Alo a sex position
Wow, dynogrind sucks
Lets do the dynogrind tonight;)
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dynowhite

an enthusiastic interjection which may be utilized by members of the Caucasian race in order to celebrate a uniquely 'white' achievement
Charles: "It seems as though I've gotten mustard on my polo shirt from my turkey and cheese sandwich"

Maxwell: "Well you're in luck mister, I have some moist towelettes in my fannypack"

Charles: "O Maxwell, you're the best"

The two high-five: "DYNOWHITE!"
by Motieu September 12, 2011
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Dynosaur

Nick name for an awesome male best friend, is typically shortened to Dyno.

A Dynosaur is typically very happy, very hyper, and really easy to love. He's one of the best people you will ever meet. Usually, Dynosaur is very popular but really cares about a few close friends. He's great with the ladies, but dedicated to just you if you're the one he picks. Don't pass up on a Dynosaur who loves you!
Kat: Look at that guy, he's so awesome.
Emma: Yeah, don't you know he's Dynosaur?
Kat: Omg. He's the coolest guy I've ever met.
by littlekookies January 20, 2011
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Napolean Dynomite

one of the funniest freakin movies I've ever seen
Napolean Dynomite: can you bring my chapstick
Kip: no
Napolean: but my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: ask the nurse I know she has like 5 sticks
Napolean: I'm not using her's you sicko!!!!!
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Dynomite Pantyfro

term used to describe a woman who chooses not to shave her nether regions, thereby making her bush look like JJ Walkers' fro from the 1970's sitcom Good Times
Mike: Did you bang Judy last night?
Timmy: No way man. We were getting into it, she took off her panties and her bush looked like the top of Jimmy JJ Walker's head.
Mike: Sounds like she has a Dynomite pantyfro. That sucks dude.
Timmy: True that
by Bubbles04 January 19, 2009
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napolean dynomite

the worst movie ever made. ever.
gosh, so many kids try to sound like flippin napolean dynamite that it ruined the movie for me.
by nick May 13, 2005
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