by Webslinger60 January 1, 2012
Get the Dwarf Tiger mug.The act of lubing up your favorite dwarf with mayonnaise and then getting 20 other beefy guys to cover themselves with tarter sauce and playing a game of 11 on 11 football using the midget as the ball. Best played nude in the snow because it allows the dwarf to become more stiff. When a team scores a touch down they must give the midget the old anal falcon punch. If the dwarf flies through the goal post during this act then you receive an extra point. The anal falcon punch method must be used during field goals, extra points, punts,and kick offs
Me and my friends where playing dwarf football last night. My erection was so hard that i accidentally splooged all over the midget during a fumble. The best part is showering of with all the beef cakes after the game
by Doge2324 January 28, 2014
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The device that the CIA uses to turn non-dwarven viewers of DwarvenDictionary.com into dwarves. Side effects include being a midget instead. In which you will be sent to MidgetDictionary.com
by a handicap. September 8, 2022
Get the Dwarf-Tron 2000 mug.The sinking feeling you get in your stomach or lower intestine because of the actions or statements of someone else. Usually associated with a feeling of discust of sickness, making you feel like a dwaf punched you below the belt.
Hey Maria, I heard Mom came to your house.
Yeah, she was here for 5 mins and already dwarf punched me.
Yeah, she was here for 5 mins and already dwarf punched me.
by Claude Rains February 10, 2009
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Get the dwarf booty mug.Because of her aversion to little people Jenna Jameson was paid an extra $2 million to perform a "dwarf clambake" in the movie A Midsummer Night's Ream
by Dwarf Boy October 20, 2008
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