deschamps

a mentally retarded person, somebody acting like an ass, or being a dick

dude what a deschamps, that guy is deschamping it up, nick is such a deschamps

by bobby joe hugo December 8, 2007

zooey deschanel-ed

zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn't go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. Just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.

Will: Hey are are things going with Memo?
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!

by Ivan Saxon September 29, 2010

deschenes

french for "of the oaks" in spanish it is de los robles.

"hello. My name is Ronnie of the Oaks"
"Bon Jour. Mon no est Ronnie Deschenes."
"Buenos dias. Mi llamo es Ronaldo De Los Robles."
If I'm wrong .. sue me.

by ronnie deschenes June 11, 2008

deusch tart

a deusch that is either ugly or in a bad mood and has a bad look on theyre face

my friend marty ate some sour candy and now he looks like a deasch tart.

by Jason Jordan March 26, 2004

dueche bag

1. Cunt Cleaner
2. Jerk
3. Fancy purse

1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"

by MojoMagic November 7, 2007

deuschtard

A combination of "deuschbag" and "retard" for that special someone who you loath.

You are a deuschtard for drinking devil juice (pepsi) and listening to Brittney Spears!!

by Shortman February 11, 2005

Duschl

Derived from a Germanic tribe of warrior midgets who would cover their enemy's' entire head in honey, then would cover it with biting ants and put a bag over it while they swing them back and fourth naked on a rope 5 feet off the ground.

To "Duschl" is now know as a sexual position involving hoodwinking, honey, and rope.

"You wanna Duschl?"

by DUSCHL! July 26, 2009