doucher

A person who is acting like a douche bag; a person who is intentionally mean for no legitimate reason

as quoted from the movie Step Brothers:

Brennen Huff (to Dale Dobeck): I've been living in this house for two weeks now thinkin that i have a big doucher for a step brother, but as it turns out, you're not a doucher!

by garageband_4 April 10, 2009

doucherod

the act of applying douchery from a distance using a douchebag on a stick/rod.

man this fucker put a gun to my dome and made me use a doucherod on this fat bitch!

by Mr. NAG September 11, 2004

duchetard

when some one is being a duche in a retard way

duchetard: hey i just f'ed ur mom
not a duchetard: man you are being such a duchetard you duchetard

by rawr rawr steven November 6, 2009

Duchess Hump

A collection of fat at the base of one's neck. Formerly thought to be associated with old age. Early marker for obesity. The rounding of the back of the neck.

Is your auntie looking down at her shoes?
ANS: No. She is forced to look down because of the duchess hump on her neck.

by TallDarkandLovely May 8, 2011

Duscherand

An enticing word used to express a large amount of stupidity, dumbfoundedness, or retardation.

You really just hammered the toilet, are you kidding me?! What the freaking duscherand bro?

by Rardson March 2, 2020

king doucher

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.

Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret

by S.Colditz December 12, 2009

Fuckery duckery

When somebody does something so confusing that it hurts your brain

"David what the actual fuckery duckery are you doing? "

by Megga mind February 15, 2021