Drunkel Craig'd

When your Uncle Craig commits an act in a drunken state that affects you in some way.

I got Drunkel Craig'd this weekend when Drunkel Craig hit a rock with his boat and I had to pull his boat across the lake.

by Notdrunkelcraig July 3, 2017

Drunken Burning Ass

If you are drunk and eat too much spicy food, and your ass is burning the next days.

Oh, bro, I was so drunk last night and eat a whole chili, I've got a Drunken Burning Ass

by bohnenblust_dude November 9, 2018

The Drunken Gandhi

A person who turns into a philosophical human rights activist while intoxicated. Though pretty normal while sober, usually this person would go on and on about their philosophical bullshit while under the influence. And God forbid if they detect another drunken Gandhi in the vicinity to discuss/argue with ... usually screws up the night for the Drunken Non-Gandhis who just want to enjoy their time.

Friend 1: Dude ... Sunny just had two beers ... I bet he's gonna turn into the Drunken Gandhi again.
Friend 2: Shit we should keep Jimmy away from him otherwise this night is fucked !

by MrFoulMouth April 13, 2013

A drunken dinner roll

When a man makes out with a obese woman with lots of rolls, and then continues to make love to the fat rolls.

Dude Tyler totally pulled a drunken dinner roll with Heather last night!

by Americanpanzy January 26, 2011

spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave

To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages

I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!

by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003

Drunken Kleptomania

Waking up hungover after a heavy night of drinking, often including blackouts and puking the superb act of being trashed - awakening to find a bunch of items that you don't actually own, on your drawers.

These are drunk trophies, memorabilia from the night before. Unfortunately as you pick them up the memories often don't come back, why do I have this mascara set on my desk? Whose keys are these? Why is this screw driver here?

If you've asked any of these questions you have been a victim (or more so abuser) of Drunken Kleptomania. Simply put, drunken kleptomania is a state in which you steal shit and bring it back, but you were drunk, so drunk in fact that you don't remember how you procured said shit.

FACT: 67% of men have participated in drunken kleptomania.

John woke up, it was Sunday - Bloody Sunday he thought as his head felt like someone was putting it in a vice set like in Casino, only this was a four-way pressure clusterfuck squeezing the scrambled mess of hungover brains. His eyes burned as he let out a mighty grunt. Suddenly his eyes opened a bit wider, the pain subsiding as a subtle "What the fuck" blurted out.

There he clumsily stood, gawking at what was his room. He noticed the new construction sign that was broken through the dry wall. The lipstick that was on the bureau and the amassed set of keys. He examined the keys and lipstick with peculiar intrigue...

"Wha, When the fuck did I get this?"

The memories from last night were not coming back, He remembered leaving the party, and the beer bong an hour before that, but nothing in between or after. Just then his roommate came into the room.

"Dude, you were so fucked last night..."

Little did John know, but he had participated in the greatest robbery, the largest collection of Drunken Kleptomania since 1974.

by Jimblor April 7, 2009

Drunken recall

When you learn something while drunk and can't remember what you learned until you get drunk again.

sober guy: Damn I can't remember the way we were drunk last time

Drunk guy: Don't worry I remember how to get there, with Drunken recall

by 0ushiza February 6, 2010