The means by which human resources "professionals" anonymously and surgically eliminate candidates from the recruiting process, often while sipping soy lattes and watching BDSM porn in the comfort of their well-appointed offices.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
Scully: "Hey Mulder, whatever happened with that job you applied for that seemed a perfect match for your awesome skills?"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
by Clark F. Kent September 12, 2018
Get the ATS Drone Strike mug.People who constantly sulk around with their Phones's in their face 24/7 txting, tweeting, or facebooking their menial lives. Usually bumping into things or other drones or stepping/tripping off curbs without looking. When their battery dies, they put a look on their face like someone just killed their christmas puppy.
Did u hit the button to cross the street?
ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that
Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going
Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....
Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that
Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going
Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....
Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
by TONY70795492 July 26, 2011
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The person in the restaurant kitchen that does all the work that the chefs cannot be bothered with. In charge of cutting, slicing, and any other way to prepare the food for the real work. An integral and necessary member of the kitchen, but for the most part ignored.
by Pseudostiff June 30, 2009
Get the Prep Drone mug.A creepypasta written by youtuber jadusable. The pasta revolves around the game released 9 years before, the legend of zelda, majoras mask. The story basically tells about the author. Looking for new games, N64 games in general. He just so happens to find one at a yard sale from an elderly man. The creepyness starts after he tries the game in his new N64. The game had been played, he could tell, there was a file under the name BEN. The game goes crazy, jumpscares of some of the games characters appear, even a tune from the game, the song of healing, is played backwards to frighten him. The save files are also messed up. They start to say things like, your turn, ben drowned in separate files, ect. The game had huge glitches and gave him nightmares, it talked to him. It told him of a website, clevwrbot.com, in which he could communicate with this "ben" fellow. It turned out that "ben" had drowned. But in the end, all ben wanted was to be set free.
Hey, did you ever get to read that Zelda pasta, BEN Drowned?
Wow, lots of people are on Cleverbot, trying to find the truth behind BEN.
BENS mottos appear to be, You shouldn't have done that, and one thay actually was not his own, but that of the happy mask salesman.
Wow, lots of people are on Cleverbot, trying to find the truth behind BEN.
BENS mottos appear to be, You shouldn't have done that, and one thay actually was not his own, but that of the happy mask salesman.
by BENS Headphones February 24, 2015
Get the BEN drowned mug.Paid and volunteer Obama campaign operatives that work on social and internet media and seem like they are remote controlled personalities spouting talking points reflexively and thoughtlessly. Will not ever admit to being wrong despite the facts and can not be convinced that any Obama policy is wrong. Will call anyone a racist, a conservative, Perry or Bachmann supporter (even if that person is from the left of the left) or any other insult they think will shut down legitimate policy discussions. Derived from Obama's ever expanding use of remote controlled drone bombers in the endless wars started by Bush and the wars started by Obama, himself.
Plural: Obama Drones AKA: Obot, Obamatards, sometimes referred to in the possessive form: Obama's Drones
Plural: Obama Drones AKA: Obot, Obamatards, sometimes referred to in the possessive form: Obama's Drones
"I went to comment on a diary at daily kos that was critical of Obama's policies and the comment threads had already been carpet bombed by Obama Drones to make it seem like he was still popular."
"Obama's Drones can't seem to keep their talking points in formation on Twitter with their comments on the NY Times' news of the Banks crimes spinning out of control."
"Obama's Drones can't seem to keep their talking points in formation on Twitter with their comments on the NY Times' news of the Banks crimes spinning out of control."
by justaword August 29, 2011
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by Hittori Hanzo November 16, 2010
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