ding dong song

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.

Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.

by çmébort November 17, 2013

Ding Dong Head

It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.

E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.

by A xoxo March 6, 2018

dingdo

A person who does or says something that is foolish, clumsy, or not well thought out.

The Vatican City IS NOT in China, you dingdo!!

by Jeff_Coke December 25, 2010

Dhingur

1. A word that would be close to the literal meaning would be "Dumb fuck".
2. Worst than saying dumbass/dumbfuck.

"You're not suppos'd to do it that way.. DHINGUR"
"HEY, WATCHYA CALL ME! Don't ever call me that again, you ASSWIPE"
(yea, people take that much offense to it.)

by Mr.Styles January 24, 2011

ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!

by moi April 20, 2004

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

The sound of the fox.

Person 1: "Dude i heard something outside."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."

by Fox whisperer October 5, 2013

Salty Dinga

also known as a salty guy. a nice wad of chewing tobacco normally of decent size, density, and flavor that will put some hair on those balls. skoal, cope, griz, kayak, rooster, redwood, kodiak, revved up.... it can be found at many different locations - down the shoot, left, right, or on the upper deck (caution! may cause the squints). a salty dinga is always accompanied with a good ol' spitter, usually a water bottle but sometimes an arnold palmer can for classiness and style.

jeff did you get punched in the lip?" "NO BITCH thats my salty dinga

by B Pumper March 23, 2011