ass-be-dri

A cotton/polyester half-moon shaped insert that prevents anal sweat and odor from reaching ones undergarments or other clothing.

Christin, It was so hot in that office, I wouldn't have made it without an Ass-Be-Dri to keep me smelling fresh and feeling clean.

by R. Thorpe September 27, 2005

dried fruit

I am not.

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."

by the hardest I have tried April 18, 2019

dried apricot

nickname for the man sack, resembling the wrinkly skin of a dried apricot.

"i'll never understand how gay guys go down on guys.. i mean... its like having your face slapped by a dried apricot while choking to death on a hotdog!!"

by ME!!!!!! May 17, 2006

dried piss

after pissing in a pan and cooking it in the oven on 350 degrees for 20 minutes you can scrape the dried piss off the pan and enjoy piss powder for instant piss when mixed with water. In some parts of africa dried piss is snorted for a euphoric hi

Dried piss is way better than kool aid

by cumdragon March 29, 2015

freeze dried hippie

Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.

My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!

by casmay26 May 10, 2008

Freeze-dried Bullshit

Bullshit to the nth degree.

Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?

Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.

by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

Sun dried tomato

dried vagina that gives the impression of sun dried fruit.

Did you see that sun dried tomato on hope solo?

by Inspectoruno August 5, 2015