The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.
Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?
Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.
Thanks broooohhh!
Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.
Thanks broooohhh!
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015
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Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)
When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.
One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.
Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.
Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)
When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.
One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.
Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.
by Shasta P. McNasty May 28, 2016
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Get the Dickable mug." She's so dickable. "
This example shows a person's interest in having sexual relationships with said female.
" Man , your mother is so dickable , even a british gentleman would lose his monocle for her vagina. "
This example shows that the example's friend is so attractive, a nice gentlemen with posh attitude would get jiggy with it.
This example shows a person's interest in having sexual relationships with said female.
" Man , your mother is so dickable , even a british gentleman would lose his monocle for her vagina. "
This example shows that the example's friend is so attractive, a nice gentlemen with posh attitude would get jiggy with it.
by DoucheBagWhoWantsANewMeme August 10, 2009
Get the Dickable mug.A loser type person, some dumb prick-type. A general jerk. Not to be confused with "Dickhead", although "Dickalis" of course is rooted in the word "Dick."
by EG May 15, 2003
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