CPL DENNIS

The action of Shitting,pissing, and Jerking off in 1 trip to the restroom

"Dude what's taking so long? I gotta take a shit"
" Private Hughlett is doing his daily CPL Dennis for good luck"

by xxxjellyrollsxxx January 13, 2021

dennice

The most beautiful person on the planet. She's funny, energetic, loud, creative, intelligent, confident, trustworthy, and lovable. Dennice loves making new friends and likes taking risks. She can be tough at times but she can also be really sweet. Her smile says a thousand words. Her eyes are so beautiful that you can't look away. Her laugh is like music to my ears. She also has a beautiful personality. Having someone like her should be very lucky because on any day she can put you in a good mood and make you love every minute that you spent with her.

Looking beautiful as always dennice!

by Chrisspyy July 18, 2017

Denny's

Denny's is a 24-hour diner. They serve warm mediocre quality food, coffee, and the essential Meat-Lover's Skillet. To fully qualify as a Denny's however the diner must have:

1.) A waitress that has worked there way too long. She is missing a finger, a tooth, or maybe she has a 6th toe. In any case she's freaking tired and does not take any of your crap.

2.) One of the following non-conformists:
"To be a non-conformist, you have to dress in black, and listen to the same music we do."
a.) Goth kids. Black attire, hopped up on caffeine writing bad gothic poetry (i.e. "If a drop of blood would make you smile I would slash my wrists till I expired in a crimson puddle of my wasted love")
b.) Wiccan kids. Not to be confused with Goth kids. They wear black too, but lean more toward the caped Halloween look. They must have bumper stickers on their car that read something like "My other car is a broomstick". They know magik so you better not mess with them.
c.) Emo kids. You will either have the tolerable ones who actually know something about music, or the lame ones that just discovered the fad out of Seventeen magazine. Availability varies by location. Dashboard anyone?

3.) The bitter kid that makes fun of those people in #2. This can be damn funny.

4.) The creepy midnight shift guy. No one knows much about him, but they wish he's take a shower.

5.) The people who drag their whining screaming brats out for an 11 pm dinner. Maybe if Mommy hadn't been turning tricks all day she would have made you a home cooked meal.

6.) The drunks. If need help spotting them they the person that just went into the booth headfirst. Also, the stoners. They never bothered to find the booth; they are sitting on the floor.

7.) An impossible to operate crane machine.

8.) Billowing clouds of smoke. What non-smoking section?

9.) Endless amount of coffee! Endless! *Sigh* and tea, for those types.

"Denny's exist for one purpose and that is to serve the completely exhausted an the totally wasted... and no one else. Because of that fact you can go in there an order anything without reading a single word, you just point to the photograph of the food you want." ~ Sabrina Matthews

by jax January 3, 2005

Denney

Verb: To hold your sleeve while putting on a jacket to avoid unnecessary sleeve bunching

I can't denney because my sleeves are too short

by jacketpro September 4, 2017

dennis reynolds

the golden god and the reincarnation of Michelangelo's David

"I AM THE GOLDEN GOD"- Dennis reynolds

by trashman69420 August 16, 2018

Dennis Wilson

Founding member of the Beach Boys, one of the most popular and influential bands of the 20th Century, along with brothers Brian and Carl Wilson, cousin Mike Love, and friend Al Jardine. Born the middle child to an abusive and domineering father, Dennis and his brothers would become possibly the most talented siblings in Rock and Roll history. Initially appointed the band's drummer at his mother's insistance, it was 16 year old Dennis who suggested brother Brian write a song about one of his favorite pastimes. Surfin' became the Beach Boy's first single and the theme to many of their early albums. As Brian Wilson's compositions and arrangements progressed, so did the group's talents. Dennis' vocal contributions to the group's signature harmonies are unmistakable and his occasional yet always stellar leads were a fan favorite. Always underestimated as a drummer although used much more in early recordings than previously thought, Dennis revolutionized what a rock 'n' roll drummer was with his unorthodox, primitive style and the raw and sincere emotion only he could put into every beat. As Brian continued to climb his incredbile creative mountain in the studio, Dennis held up the live power on the road.....and with the girls. Seen as the guy every boy wanted to be and Beach Boy every girl wanted, Dennis was the group's sex symbol. As well as it's rebel. Dennis was literally living many of the songs his brother was writing. An avid surfer, racer, and all around outdoorsmen Dennis constantly lived a life on the edge. As 1966 approached the band was about to make it's biggest artistic statement yet, the Brian Wilson produced Pet Sounds would become regarded as one of the greatest records of all time. But Brian, the newly labeled genius, would soon find the pressure as well as the criticism of his follow-up to Pet Sounds, SMiLE by fellow band members (particularly Mike Love) too much to bare. As Brian became less and less involved in the band, the remaining members were forced to try and fill his enormous void. While most members were prone to exploit their past hits, the new creative flow Brian had opened up was left instead to be carried on by the most unlikely source: his brother Dennis. Along with baby brother Carl as producer and leader, Dennis' compositions became second only to Brian's in the Beach Boy's musical catalogue. Dennis soon proved the most important writer to the band through the late 60s and into the 70s. Though sidelined from drumming for a few years in the early 70s due to a hand injury, many consider this Dennis' prime. In 1970 Dennis also became the first and only Beach Boy to star in a movie, the Monte Hellman car classic Two Lane Blacktop, appropriately cast as the mechanic alongside singer/songwriter James Taylor. The film recieved good reviews and is now regarded as a cult classic. The mid to late 1970s was a difficult time for the band. After the 1974 unauthorized release of Endless Summer, a greatest hits compilation (pre 1966), by the group's former label Capitol Records in alliance with Mike Love, the Beach Boys were pushed more and more into becoming an oldies act much to the dismay of Dennis and Carl. Tension continued to build up between band members, but in 1977 Dennis managed to produce a Beach Boy first. A solo album titled Pacific Ocean Blue was released to critical acclaim and reached #96 on the Billboard charts and went on to sell over 300,000 copies (more than the Beach Boy's album at the time). First and foremost a Beach Boy, Dennis put any planned solo tours on hold at the bands insistance as well as a follow-up album, Bambu which would find some of it's proposed tracks on future Beach Boy albums due to lack of good material. Always a very giving, loving, and humble person Dennis would be described by family and friends as having a huge heart as well as giving whatever he had or was asked of to others. This was his greatest trait and biggest fault. The late 70s and early 80s saw Dennis rapidly declining due alcohol abuse, the yearning for love and for his talent to be fully recognized. On December 28, 1983, three weeks past his 39th birthday, Dennis drowned in Marina del Rey, California. He left behind 6 children, his mother Audree, his brothers Brian and Carl, and his many devoted fans all over the world. In 2008 his widely sought after only solo album Pacific Ocean Blue, out of print for nearly 30 years, will see a Legacy Edition re-release along with Bambu, it's previously unreleased follow-up. Dennis' rich musical contributions and one of a kind spirit and heart will undoubtedly continue to reach more and more people the world over in the years to come.

"Brian Wilson is the Beach Boys. He is the band. We're his fucking messengers. He is all of it. Period. We're nothing. He's everything." --Dennis Wilson
“The greatest success in life is to feel I’m something for someone; the feeling of falling in love, the newness of love.” --Dennis Wilson
"Everything that I am or will ever be is in the music. If you want to know me, just listen." --Dennis Wilson

by SamSweetness April 26, 2008

The Dennis

An intense office plague that spreads rapidly to co-workers in spite of little to no contact with Dennis. Some people may not even be within the vicinity of the department or state and yet still be stricken by this mysterious virus. The virus is known to last over two weeks and sometimes over a month. It has similar symptoms to the common cold or flu with exceptionally increased mucus production, extreme sore throat and urge to cough. You would probably get rid of herpes before the Dennis.

I don't know how he did it, considering I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, but I'm pretty sure I have the Dennis, and I'm losing my will to live.

I think I contracted the "Dennis" again.

by themenace March 20, 2012