A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.
Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.
Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.
Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.
Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.
Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
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Get the Daffodility mug.A site used by many hooligans to act like they are obtaining cash when really they are just going bankrupt.
Person 1 "Hey did you see how much money I won on draft kings?"
Person 2 "Nope, sorry dude. I drive a Subaru!"
Person 2 "Nope, sorry dude. I drive a Subaru!"
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May also be done on treadmills.
May also be done on treadmills.
Q: What are you doing?
A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
by Zotts June 17, 2010
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Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The guy with the really long and cool name
Guy 2: Oh you mean Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd? Yeah hes a giga chad
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The guy with the really long and cool name
Guy 2: Oh you mean Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd? Yeah hes a giga chad
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I work 3PM-11PM all week...I can't wait until draftermidnight rolls around. At draftermidnight, we gonna let it all hang out <insert hacked up Eric Clapton tune in your head here>.
by DCWinPA February 20, 2009
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by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005
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