doinkin

fucking, humping, having sex, sleeping togetherd

they doinked

by bleeng-bleeng October 10, 2003

Double Doink

When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.

C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.

by CocoRip42 January 6, 2019

Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

by Da Punkin October 8, 2016

doinka

Male bathing suit that is tight and accentuates the groin area much like a cod piece.

When Uli exited the hot tub, Sarah stared at his doinka trying to determine if the attractive bulge was caused by Uli's penis or if the bulge was caused by a prostetic device such as a sock.

by Doinka! August 5, 2006

Doinkle

Another word for the male genital. First appeared on in the General Any Topic form on the Star Wars Galaxies website. A poster named Ekykens pointed out that a user with the nickname
"Shpadoinkle" had the word in it and that it sounded like something else.

Ekykens takes Shpadoinkle's doinkle.

by Ekykens December 28, 2005

doinker

A short young chubby girl, usually dressed oddly, and often evoking a mild sense of pity.

The bee-girl from the Blind Melon video No Rain is clearly a doinker.

by thoughtless pig September 14, 2006

doinkle

Noun:
Used to describe the male member, aka "penis"

Currently thought to be coined on a game board after "HybridX101" (me) became fed up with a users complex name and simply called him "shpadoinkleboy"

afterwards "doinkle" had been used to describe an unknown part of the body until "ekykens" another poster and part-time rival of "Hybrid" drew the first doinkle looking oddly like a penis, thus the "Doinkle" was reborn.

"I'll cut off your doinkle and put it on my wall!"
-Ekykens

by HybridX101 August 24, 2005