o'douls

The soberest of competitions -- when one man challenges another to get drunk on o'douls.

I challenge you to an o'douls.

by goatlove November 9, 2012

Doss Cunt

Something Francis Begbie likes to say.

Begbie: Did you bring the cards?
Sick Boy: What?
Begbie: The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards!
Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them.
Begbie: It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
Sick Boy: I'm sorry.
Begbie: Bit fucking late, like.
Sick Boy: Why didn't *you* bring them?
Begbie: 'CAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS CUNT!!!
Sick Boy: ...Christ.

by BlAzefAsT December 30, 2003

doss

(noun) An easy task or period of time.
Possibly derived from doddle.
(verb) To slack off.
(Orig. UK/ Ireland.)

That class was a doss.
He's been dossing all day.

by Tadhg January 2, 2004

doss

Depending on where in Scotland the term 'Doss' is used, determines what meaning is intended to be conveyed.

In Edinburgh for example, If Bob was to call his mate Tam a "Doss cunt", he would be using the term as an adjective to mean thick, useless, stupid.

However,

If the term 'doss' is used in Perthsire, Angus, and the North East, then it is generallt intended to mean...Ace, Fantastic, shit-hot, etc..

Edinburgh:
"git a fuckin haud o yersel ye doss cunt!"

Perthshire:
Did you see Liverpool in European Cup last night, that was pure doss!"

by MatTheCat September 4, 2005

Doushkin

when you eat a chick out on the toilet

-same as a blumpkin just with a girl-

"hey baby let me eat you out while you take a shit

its called a doushkin dudes

by The Panda Express November 27, 2009

Doubsey

When you cross a wide road with a central reservation without having to stop because of oncoming vehicles from both directions

Lets try and do a doubsey

by Ron Stone October 25, 2009

Doush Dickens

An extreme Doushbag. Or someone on the verg of being an extreme Doushbag. Idiot Fuck, Fucktard for brains. As to refure to Charles Dickens . Yet a guy so fool of shitty ideas. He is a Doush Dickens. He wrote the book on Doushbag.

We were trying to get this move job done .And all day Georgey wanted to put his useless two cents in. everytime he would have an idia ,it sucked so bad. Finally I had to set him straight . I had to bring out not only Doushbag ,but I had to call him a Doush Dickens rite to his Doushbag face . King doushbag Doush Dickens.

by Rutterkid August 3, 2010