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time to make the doughnuts

Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Doughnuts commercials where the man who makes the doughnuts would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leving home for work to "make the doughnuts"
Just before the 5 O'Clock news team went on air the stage manger states "Time to make the doughnuts" to let everyone know they are about to broadcst
by Mike Sheppard September 10, 2005
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doughnut dick

When you slid a doughnut on your dick and your partner eats it off
Last night my girlfriend gave me a doughnut Dick
by digitaldwarf March 5, 2017
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Dropping your doughnuts

To crap in one's trousers; to defecate in one's own clothing; to poop in your pantaloons; to shit your pants, in other words.
"He pulled out his gun and he pointed it (at me) and said step back and that's when I dropped my doughnuts," said the deliveryman, who asked to remain anonymous.
by ComputerKing May 14, 2005
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Doughnut

A medium sized round thing with a hole in the middle. It is usually covered in glaze of some sort, and most people have eaten it at some point. Can be used as an insult, but usually just confuses people.
mmmmm superamerica has goooood doughnuts.

Dude she's such a doughnut!
by Pian0Man February 5, 2010
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dick doughnut

A dick doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large penises from deep penetration during sexual intercourse. Deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.

A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."

Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.

The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.

A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
My gf told me that my dick is too long and she told me to wear a dick doughnut so I won't hurt her.
by cityguychicago July 12, 2011
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Doughnuts

To spin a vehicle in a 360 degree circle on some ones property
I stole a golf cart and did some doughnuts on that mother fuckers lawn.
by K shizzat April 24, 2006
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Doughnut Challenge

The game where someone puts his erect penis through a doughnut hole with the goal of putting as many doughnuts on his penis as possible.
Come over, Joe is doing the doughnut challenge.

Joe- Yeah I got up to four on the doughnut challenge.
Jim- Weak sauce.
by irish1842 May 15, 2010
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