Doucheass

A word used to modify any person solely as a put-down or commonly used in a combination of put-downs.

(1) Rick, that upsidedown, backwards visor is fuckin' gay, you doucheass.

(2) That kid is a doucheass mother fuckin' faget.

by Pierce S. December 9, 2003

loucheness

The quality of being a disreputable but somehow endearing person. A loveable scamp.
From French for "squinting", ultimately from Latin, for "blind in one eye" So, possibly it means to turn a blind eye to someones bad reputation.

"He was reproached for his loucheness, but was still somehow everyone's darling."

by TBWordcollector January 10, 2012

doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

by Satan loves you April 26, 2015

Baron Von Douchenstein

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.

ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"

by [e-mail] February 22, 2011

douchess

A combination of douche and dumbass, total fuck up or dickface

todd is such a fuckin douchess

by bye January 21, 2004

Doucheneese

a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.

Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.

by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012

douchehassan

The nick name for someone who, as a comeback replies "YEAH, WELL.. I DOUCHED YOUR MOM"

in reaction to which everyone around him facepalms.

the douchehassan just insulted himself.

Normal Person: "YO DUDE YOU'RE SO RETARDED"

douchehassan: "I DOUCHED YOUR MOM"

Normal Person: "Wtf..?"

by sabesgirl May 31, 2011