Doctor effect

When doctor is put hand in miaw and pull out baby. Doctor is magicly do doctor effect.

My girlfriend and I have never had sex but the Doctor pulled out a baby anyway. He used the Doctor effect!

by DoctorApe May 12, 2021

Shoe Doctor

also known as part of The Showlorios. Not only is The Shoe Doc a handsome man but he is an exceptional shoe cleaning legend, rapper, broke chef, and dad.

His impact caused people all around the world to save $150 bucks

person #1: i don’t know why i’m just not in my zone right now

person #2: its cus when you see the foam your in the zone

person #1: ugh my shoes are crusty dusty and musty.
person #2: omg clean your shoes like The Shoe Doctor does and save yourself $150 bucks

by randomuberguy August 15, 2021

doctor hands

Someone with extremely cold hands, like a doctor.

Don't touch me with those doctor hands, they're freezing!

by SneakerHeadAJ December 4, 2010

Doctor Madeline

A girl, typically between 14-17 years of age, who does genital exams on boys her age.

Bob: Why is that girl getting latex gloves?
Talia: What do you mean? She’s Doctor Madeline, she’s gonna examine your penis.
Bob: What?!
Doctor Madeline: Bob, pull down your pants and lay down.

by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019

Perspectorial distortion

When a girl looks good from a distance but as the girl gets closer you realize that your previous notion was false. (Also know as P.D.)

When you see that girl from a distance and is like damn shes hot, but when she gets close you notice 5 warts on her face and an abnormally lopsided set of breast. You say "damn that was some major P.D.(Perspectorial distortion )".

by Goldenshot1000 November 8, 2015

Ask your doctor

ASK YOUR DOCTOR - The highly addictive marketing that most medical doctors fear: advertisements that end with the phrase, "Ask your doctor."

After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.

This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."

- Advertisement on TV: "Ask your doctor if "fill in the blank" is right for you! You can be "normal", "not depressed", "thinner", "free of bladder urgency and incontinence" "late for work because you will finally get it up and make whoopie" (choose one phrase as suits the advertisement).

- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"

by Worf Thaddeus April 4, 2014

Black doctor

Colloquial term for any cola based drink that is a godsend during any hangover session.

A: Mate I'm soooo hungover
B: (handing A a Coke) I reckon a trip to the black doctor is in order.

by nitens May 18, 2014