Dorking

It's a term used for the actual conversation taking place between computer nerds.

Stop Dorking with your friends John!

by Confused Dad January 18, 2014

dorking

Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.

Look at those two dorking the run.

by JP December 11, 2003

Dotting

In MMORPGs and other games, dotting is the act of inflicting a Damage over Time (DoT) spell or ability on another entity. As the name suggests, DoT abilities deal their total potential damage over a period of time rather than as an instant but non-persistent attack.

1. I managed to shank that bastard Gnome, but he'd just dotted me so we both died.

2. Dotting someone is ~70% less manly than skull-crushing them with a giant mace.

by Filthy Rogue October 5, 2007

Nerf Darting

An attempt to have sex with a semi-flaccid penis, which is often caused by alcohol or drug use.

Thanks for inviting me over but I've done a few bumps. I'll just end up nerf darting you all night!

by Voltaire321 July 8, 2012

Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

darting

Taking sedatives in order to achieve a deep sleep, as a wild animal is sometimes shot with a tranquilizer dart.

We were darting and didn't wake up until twelve hours later.

by tdolby42 September 11, 2008

Phone Dorking

Phone dorking is the time spent exploring ones cell phone extensively without purpose.

Every extra moment you get, you find yourself...not texting, not calling someone, but simply surfing the web, changing settings, adding ringtones. This can usually consume several hours of ones day and does not seem to have an end point, you too may be phone dorking. Your phone dorking may be nearing obsession if you also find loss of time, and the inability to hear others around you.

by EMPOWR February 4, 2010