Oofy Doofy Theory

Oofy Doofy Theory also known asdoofus ,hubby schlubby,wounded bird weak man narrative weak sauce narrative theory. refers to nerdy, geeky men who are alledged getting all the good looking women while good looking men chads are alone and not getting dates.

Steve is getting all the women now that oofy doofy theory is in effect , women dont give good looking guys the time of day.

by RedWA December 25, 2018

Doosh Moody

the act of or being the biggest Doosh-tastic person at a job

why you so dam lazy, stop being a doosh moody and get on the plane not youtube

by RHef July 30, 2010

Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.

"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert

by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 28, 2010

doodypult

A well endowed gay man sticks his flacid penis into his own ass, thus arousing him, and making his penis hard. as his penis gets harder, it creates a "doodypult" as it flicks back out of the asshole.

That guy just did the most awesome doodypult!

by Jefferz August 29, 2005

Doody Booty

The condition resulting from outright shitting yourself or sharting.

Oops! I just shit myself! Now I have Doody Booty again:(

by stxnthamix February 5, 2018

Spooky dooky

Taking a shit in a dark bathroom with no light

I walked into the bathroom and cought Stumpy taking a spooky dooky.

by AWOL&Stumpy October 30, 2018

doosh

A word looked on up urban dictionary by those who can't spell douche properly.

Go back and type in doosh

by maka697 November 23, 2003