Doomatic

1) Pertaining to mass destruction, or doom

2) Wickedly cool

3) A decision that results in dire consequences

4) Disasterous exhaustion

April has been crushed by the doomatic blanket of tiredness.

"Aww, man thats too doomatic!"

And thus, great acts of doomatic proportions shall descend upon the human race.

by Martha J. Stewart September 23, 2008

7-11 doorman

The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas

Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?

Is it Christmas time already?

by kmoney2000 November 29, 2009

front door mat

woman's pubic hair

I wanted to take at peek at the front door mat while we were kissing but she stopped me

by notta hater February 27, 2011

angry doorman

When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.

I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!

by Angry Beaver January 11, 2009

Doornatzi

The pee-on who asks to see your badge when you enter your place of employment even though you have been working there for over twenty years

by UfoPilot January 10, 2003

Doomatic

1) Pertaining to mass destruction, or doom

2) Wickedly cool

3) A decision that results in dire consequences

4) Disasterous exhaustion

April has been crushed by the doomatic blanket of tiredness.

"Aww, man thats too doomatic!"

And thus, great acts of doomatic proportions shall descend upon the human race.

by Martha J. Stewart September 23, 2008

doornats

Doornats is a word used to describe in a bad situation instead of using a swear word. Best used when you mess something up.

"Oh doornats! I just stumbed my toe!"

by fannahharley August 12, 2015