Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

doodiephiliac

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.

Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.

by joseph blough March 12, 2022

Scoobie Doobie

The act of rolling a blunt with the intent of getting high while acting like a child again, or being high and acting like a child; such as watching cartoons while high, or wanting to get high so the cartoons become more entertaining.

"I was chilling watching some Cartoon Network, and decided to roll a scoobie doobie when my mom walked in"

by Scoobie Doobie September 22, 2014

flookie dookie

A word used to describe complete bull shit

Jordan be on that flookie dookie.

by _freakmaster March 12, 2015

doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.

"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."

by nofx9019 December 2, 2009

doomed love

when you love someone too much, knowing they will never be yours, and it breaks your heart so much.

I love Andy so much, even though he'll never be mine. And it sucks. It is a doomed love i guess

by unicornlovee:) February 13, 2014

dookie balls

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.

"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."

by alduin777 May 1, 2015