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Officer doofey

A person whose so stupid they believe their own lies and make up lies to verify first set of lies
Doofey told Tina he has royalties coming and is gonna buy her a car but it wld be 7-10 business days what a officer doofey!
by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020
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doof-doofer

a doof-doofer is a guy aged roughly early to mid 20s who is obsessed with their car/s.
their top priority is their car/s, their girl/s (see also: bitch, woman, wench) come second.
their car/s, and any subsequent activities such as polishing, updating and racing their car/s will generally take up more time than anything else in their lives.
doof-doofers can generally be seen hanging around petrol stations in the city late at night accompanied by a possible hundred other peers and their cars, racing each other around the city with their full-sick-subwoofers blaring.
the name originates from the sound of their car as it whizzes past, either full of bass (doof, doof, doof) or techno beats (nns, nns, nns)
girl: hey mom i met this really nice guy, he has a super car and we're going for a drive ok?
mom: i don't want any doof-doofers in this family!!

girl1: so whats your new boyfriend like?
girl2: oh you know, he's a bit of a doof-doofer
girl1: ohhhhh...
by shmal November 8, 2005
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Dude have you see the doofer?
down the side of the couch?
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