doily

Derogatory term for a person of the faith of judaism; a Jew. Refers to a yarmulke, the skullcap worn by Orthodox Jews.

"that doily tried to get out of paying his bill." or "you see that doily? must be going home from temple"

by no one... August 5, 2003

Doily (doiley)

Doily (doiley)
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.

These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)

Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.

To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.

Doily (Doiley)

Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.

by Dr Kim Pirelli's aunty July 5, 2008

Doily boy

Simply a Jew..

"Weird Science"
Why is Johnathan such a Doily Boy?

by Brian Klingenberg April 14, 2004

doggie doily

Tattoo on a woman's lower back.

when she bent over to unlock her bike i noticed her cute butterfly doggie doily.

by Pudley Stevenson March 7, 2005

Doilem

A word to describe someone who's a bit on the slow side.

"I'm not a retard, I'm a doilem" said the mentally challenged kid.

by DoilemJoe June 6, 2020

Doily

A sweaty butt crack.

Man it's so hot and humid outside I had a doily in, like, 2 minutes.

by Teem Atl July 16, 2021

doily

someone that is taking a dookie/peeing

DOILY.exe

by 12344321123443211234432112344 January 23, 2022