Dodiak

Some guy who stalks discord servers, waiting, just waiting for someone to ask for mod so he can mute them for 6 hours. Also, he like ducks.

Person: Hey Dodiak, you’re a fucking idiot!

Dodiak: Swearing is allowed as long as it’s not directed to others. Since you swore at me, imma have to at least warn you.

Person: Also, can I have mod?

Dodiak: !tempmute @Person 6h asking for mod

by AdamStar May 25, 2020

Convo Dodging

Appearing offline/away on MSN/Facebook so that when someone that you want to avoid sends you a message trying to strike up a conversation, you can act like you're not there. Many people wait until that someone is offline as well before answering. That way, that person gets a response (so they can't say you ignored them) and you don't have to actually talk to them.

Ellen: It says Tom's away, but his iTunes PM is still changing. He's sooooo convo dodging me...

by DaObjurgator April 20, 2011

dodgin

To ignore a request, sexual advance, or invitation usually by lying, rude denial, misdirection, ignoring, or pleading ignorance of the request.

"Hey bro you wanna be on my arena team?"
"Sorry man I got some teammates lined up already, otherwise I would."
"You dodgin me, bro?"

"You wanna come up to my room?"
"Umm... I have to get up early tomorrow."
"Man, she's dodgin"

by PogoTribal March 19, 2009

Dodie Tap

when someone taps your dick/nuts usually resulting in a pain in the lower stomach where the only remedy is to curl up in the fetal position

dude 1: "Dodie Tap!"

*hits dude 2 in the nuts*

dude 2: "awwhh FUCK you"

dude 2: *hunches over and holds gently*

by >jOC< February 12, 2009

dodging a bullet

Something that your future self will thank you for. Also: having successfully avoided a sticky situation.

When offering me the job, Criss Angel cut my salary request in half. Then he told me that he was doing ME a favor because working with him meant working with a celebrity and his "Magic Kids". Bahahahahah! Saying no to that was like dodging a bullet!

by julesSD October 16, 2013

Dodie Clark

An amazing cinnamon roll. She is a singer/songwriter/youtuber.

She is the most incredible singer on the planet.
Everyone loves her.

"Hey, do you know who Dodie Clark is?"
"YES OHMYGOSH I LOVE HER SHE IS AMAZING"

by MyChemicalFallOutAtTheDisco May 22, 2017

dodi

The best of something. Primarily used to describe the potency of a drug or more specifically marijuana.

"That sizzle is some dodi ass shit, i'm straight spinnin yo." or "Roll up the dodi for the ride home, fuck the stress!

by ChroNICK AZ May 21, 2006