GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.

2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.

1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

by The Leedale March 7, 2009

Dickscrimination

When Someone Assumes That Your Penis Is The Size Of The Minority You Belong To.

"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination

by Toastpolice September 16, 2009

Dicks Out

Making a show or statement, usually in protest of something that is seen as unjust.

"I heard that they shot a endangered animal in a cage the other day" ,"That's it lads, dicks out"

by Thomas.R July 27, 2016

dicks everywhere

What is to be said when there is nothing to say.

Tyler: Did you hear about that guy?
Taylor: DICKS EVERYWHERE!

by Doctorsteel.com June 27, 2008

share dicks

Hanging out with close friends.

Hey you want to share dicks tonight?

by Nameback September 12, 2010

Dicks out for Harambe

The act of pulling your dick out of your pants as a sign of respect for our nigga Harambe

Show some respect you insensitive fuck; dicks out for Harambe.

by Poopdollarmillionaire July 20, 2016

Shat my dacks

'Shat my dacks' is the past tense for 'Shit my dacks'. This term is commonly used when someone was scared shitless when looking back on past events.

Morgz: Oi dickhead, we're gonna go see IT Chapter 2 on Friday night. You coming?
Dale: Ahh fuck I dunno aye, last time I watched a horror movie, I nearly shat my dacks... not a good fuckin time.
Daryl: *laughs hysterically*
Teacher: THAT LANGUAGE DOES NOT RELATE TO THE GEOGRAPHICAL CHANGES IN BUSINESS, DALE!!!!!
*class laughs so hard they all shit their dacks*

by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019