The DaBaby Paradox

The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: I feel so useless, unnoticed, and depressed :(
You: No you aren't! Have you heard the of the DaBaby Paradox?
Friend: No, what even is-
You: The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: :O LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

by 911 what's your mom-i mean eme April 2, 2021

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doable

HOT; Attractive; Bootilicious; someone worth having sex with

She is definitely doable.

by muah February 10, 2005

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Dobbs Ferry

Dobbs Ferry is one of the many rivertowns adjacent to the Hudson River, and is technically referred to as a village in the town of Greenburgh. It resides in the Southern part of Westchester, ending up a few miles and a short drive away from larger, more well known parts of the county such as Yonkers. Economically, it is mainly a middle class town, with areas that are nicer than others, without going overboard with mansions on one side of the spectrum and ghettos on the other. It is called home to a few celebrities, the most noted of which being Stone Phillips. The Football team of Dobbs Ferry Public High School has been taken to the New York State Division C and D Championships on multiple occasions. Crime in Dobbs Ferry is limited mainly to the antics of the kids in the high schools, as well as the kids who have remained in the town after graduating. Drug dealing, drug using, alcohol consumption, fighting, vandalism, and small cases of robbery are most often the reasons why the DFPD get called into action. While the DFPD has begun cracking down by purchasing Dodge Chargers for their squad cars and targeting those who they know are drug dealers. All in all, Dobbs Ferry isn't a terrible place to grow up, I grew up here, still live here, still smoke weed and drink here. It's more or less your average small town of 10,000 something citizens, with a number of interesting characters. The majority of kids who are worth knowing, ( because, like all towns, there's a number of shit-heads) have good working class values, have a strong sense of brotherhood, and we know how to handle our shit. Come on by and smoke a blunt sometime, we'd be happy to show you around.

Where you from?
DEEEEE FUCKING EFF!
Where?
Dobbs Ferry!
Where?
*sigh*....like...10 minuets north of Yonkers man, aint you ever heard of it?
Nah
Ah well. Wanna grab some lunch?
Sure!
*Then we both go get some Hubbas

by Dont sweat it :-) March 4, 2008

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lou dobbs power hour

Driking game based on the show Lou Dobbs Tonight. Drinks are taken for each use of common terms that make Lou Dobbs irate, including immigrants, Communist China, and corporate America.

"We played Lou Dobbs Power Hour last night and only made it 25 minutes through the show"

by OBrian November 18, 2007

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