dobeybrick

Taking a fat shit or seeing someone that is fat as shit

Ethan “ Hey did you see Tyler today?”

Brady “ Yeah what’s up with him?”
Ethan “ He is built like a dobeybrick that I took in the toilet this morning!”

by Nippletop April 27, 2022

dobber

a dobber is a penis. Used in Glasgow and the surrounding places instead of saying 'Ya cock', ya dick etc.

Get tae fuck ya dobber.

by Iguy July 13, 2004

duane dibley

a character the Cat in Red Dwarf turns into occassionally, especially when the emohawk has taken away his "cool".

Duane Dibley is the Duke of Dork.

What's it turned me into? Duane Dibley? DUANE DIBLEY? I Don't Wanna Be Duane Dibley!

by Riksta April 24, 2005

doleboy

Our boy jordan has no fucking money, living off benefits

Yo wus poppin doleboy

by joshrob2018 June 6, 2018

doblin

The leading cause of skidmarks.

A doblin is a small, semi-protruding turd resting at the mouth of the anus such that you can't anticipate its presence until your hand—through the toilet paper—makes contact.

Removal of a doblin without smearing generally requires a delicate pinching motion.

Failure to address a doblin before standing results in heavy smudging around the anal cavity.

I tried to go dancing after Chinese last night, but a huge doblin fucked my whole night up.

I know I need more fiber when the doblins start coming out.

by scatburglar June 28, 2018

doable

HOT; Attractive; Bootilicious; someone worth having sex with

She is definitely doable.

by muah February 10, 2005

diblet

Short small annoying person. The kind of guy who has a really high voice and rambles about nothing. The kind of guy you can't see if hes right next to you because he is so short.

"Hi guys (voice breaks nearest window)" other people "where did that come from". "Down here" says diblet brett. "Oh there you are". Says peers who snicker

by ballin23 March 17, 2008