distance runner

distance runners can go long and hard, do it outside, in the woods, and on the move. girl distance runners have quite the butt.

that distance runner sure can move fast.

by H March 29, 2005

bone distance

1. The maximum extent one will travel to get their bone on.
2. How far your mom is from me.

Baby, you're so dead to me. You're past my bone distance.

My bone distance is only 5 minutes... unless she's hot, then I'd give it 20.

by Jules Santana and Darius Miles October 20, 2008

middle distance

The most G type of running there is. ranging from events from typically 600 meters to 1600 meters. These hardass people have to hold an almost sprint for a sustained amount of time with an explosive burst of energy in the end. These runners have to combine mileage with alot of speed work in order to stay boss.

Ay yo what you tryin to run this year?

Man I aint tryin to run that long distance; i'm tryin to use my speed work and make this 800 meter my bitch.

I gotcha, i'm gonna be on that middle distance too.

by joeboy92 June 19, 2010

middle distance

The place that you can see when you are not quite focusing on the world around you. Often is a blank screen that you can project your own thoughts onto.

He was staring into middle distance, imagining the girl he really fancied.

by Myrph May 13, 2005

Distance Disease

When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"

by G.Funk January 29, 2010

Distance Gang

A group of runners far superior than everyone else. Their endurance is level 1000. While their strength is level 50. They are revered for their impeccable looks and personality.

Dad: Son what do you want to be when you are older.
Son: I want to be a part of the Distance Gang
Dad: (cries) Son I have never heard a child say anything so wise, you are my father now.

by Smoked Pineapple May 26, 2020

ass distance

Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.

The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.

I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"

I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"

by DSCone June 12, 2013