Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.
The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"
I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
by DSCone June 12, 2013
the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.
usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)
depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.
it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.
usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)
depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.
it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.
my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass
Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass
Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass
by Con-man May 28, 2007