director

Barefoot fags from California who work for porno companies.

Man, that guy is such a director! Let's go get some In n Out.

by bchi June 24, 2005

dissect

dissect

dissect: cut something open for cooking food or study or try to analyze something very detailly

by Jason Lee_0 November 5, 2019

Mouse Director

Someone who insists on looking over the shoulder of the person who is at the computer and telling them where to click.

Lizzy: Here, right there, click that, this link...
Tommy: Wow, could you be less of a mouse director?

by Modness April 27, 2007

Director

A totaly useless program used as an outlet for useless people to continue to be useless.

Director is useless, I'm going to go kill myself.

by Scott Diebold May 17, 2004

Band Director

A often short person who conducts or directs a band. Has no life, assigning students scales sheets for their grades, and telling lame jokes. Often can be desperate at times. Can be cool at times, but most of the time they can be @$$holes.

Cool Band Director:
Hey he's one of the coolest Band Directors ever!

Lame Band Director:
This Band Director can't conduct for crap!

by [too cool to list on here] December 29, 2008

director's cut

A man with an uncircumcised penis, or the penis itself.
Derived from the film industry marketing tag for a later release of a film undefiled by the meddling of a studio, "Full length, and un-cut".

Upon seeing an uncircumcised penis, "Yeah, you're a director's cut! Good for your parents..."

by corrino2000 December 28, 2007

dissentomatic

A term used to describe somebody who automatically will disagree with everything, because they refuse to appreciate

People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.

Not to be confused with hater

Sam: It's cold outside

Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!

Sam: (pulls out pistol)

by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011