Dispatcher Downs

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.

by Benben1000 July 4, 2020

Columbus Dispatch

Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"

Columbus dispatched that bitch

by Tomdash May 16, 2014

Displat

A term used to explain the viewing of pictures after a few alcoholic beverages

her pictures were displatted for the word to see

by nurse1979 October 26, 2010

Dishwatching

The shameful act of sitting at the dinner table and watching others do dishes. Sitting in such a manor that you could be confised for an old old wooden boat.

-"WTF, that son of a bitch bobby is dishwatching again."

- "Dont look now, but we gotta dishwatcher"

- "Is that an old old wooden boat?...no...nope thats a dishwatcher"

by a very - concerned citizen May 24, 2012

Displaced

When an employee can not perform a job at hand and his/her supervisor has to displace said employee to another department

Joe could not get into the processor so he had to be displaced by his supervisor from electro to sanitation worker

by Culatr January 9, 2017

hemispheric displacia

The debilitation of your sense of direction as a result of too much international travel.

Steve got lost again; all that travel last year has given him a severe case of hemispheric displacia

by wordtastic February 4, 2010

Janx displacement

The act of junking up someone’s home or garbage with useless items to later criddle for their valuable items under the guise of reclaiming your junk.

The power tools in the garbage were lost during a janx displacement.

by Jadager April 30, 2020