dislexual

Having a disdain for reading.

Goofus hated reading. He'd rather skip the book and wait for the movie. He was a lazy dislexual.

by Duh!Vinci October 9, 2008

Disexual

The edgier version of Bisexual or the act of being attracted to both genders
Bi = 2
Di = 2

Person: What is a Disexual? (Me: It's the edgy version of bisexual (Person: Stop trying to be edgy you little bag of wank!

by JKwannabe October 29, 2017

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

dislexia

inability to comprehend or remember written words

Lauren keep is dislexic

by Butch March 31, 2003

14 piece dismemberment

When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper legs, then the hands at the wrists, then the lower arms, then the upper arms, then, just before he dies from a lack of blood, you slit his throat and cut off his head. So called because when you get done, there's 14 pieces of the body.

Osiris was a victim of a 14 piece dismemberment.

When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

DISLEX

I. THE father of smurfaggery.
II. Incessant whiner; Lord of the Bitchmade.
III. #FounderFail; #BetaButCouldn'tEvenGetABadgeBitch.
IV. Known for an inhuman ability to fit six frog dicks in his ass simultaneously.
V. Shunned by all, in a fashion not seen since the lepers infected with the Bubonic Plague.
VI. Ten out of ten women would prefer getting gangbanged by said lepers before willingly allowing him to touch them.
VII. Synonymous with: virgin, fuckboi, bitch nigga, and every form of faggot heretofore discovered.
VIII. Inspiration for the highest grossing film of all time, ''That Feel When the Only Pussy You've Ever Seen is Just Your Reflection''. ***SPOILER ALERT*** It has an epic, lulz-filled anhero ending.

"Whoa,bro! Careful, you almost just DISLEXed, and you know you would *never* live that shit down!"

by Cyanidesin September 21, 2016

Disexual

"disexual"

too be sexually attracted to dicks

Lulz is very disexual

by DrCumLord69 March 30, 2022