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Temporary Distraction Measure

A Temporary Distraction Measure or TDM for short is the basis of modern politics and business. Anytime a politician forms a committee to 'look into' something it is nothing but a ruse intended to temporarily distract the voting public long enough for them to forget all about it.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.

Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.
E.X. Senate Democrats hold hearings to investigate windfall profits generated by the obscene price of oil.

Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.

E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure
by Crashingtests July 4, 2008
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DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation
Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
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Distraction

Something used to pull the attention off of someone/thing that is much more important, such as Television, friends, food, sleep, etc... Often used to avoid boredom
Man, this homework is killing me, I need a distraction
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correctile disfunction

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.
Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction
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Skeetile Disfunction

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.
Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)
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rejectile disfunction

when someone can´t say no to a friend or family member or significant other
When your grandmother keeps feeding you disgusting cookies and you dont´t want to hurt her feeling by saying no then you have rejectile disfunction
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weapon of mass distraction

Two or more active communicators that often have a difficult time with closing a discussion because the flow of ideas is strong.
Anna and Rohan were the perfect weapon of mass distraction always talking into the wee hours of the morning.
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