discombobulate

To dissmember or destroy something in quite a messy way.

"Dude, i just totally discombobulated that alien on my computer!!!"

by YOUR WORST ENEMY!!!! March 14, 2004

Discombobulated

Significantly to extremely drunk and therefore alcohol impaired. Naturally this is the sign of a smashing good time.

Hey Ted, let's find a bar and get totally discombobulated.

Man, I got so discombobulated at the party last night. Good thing I had a designated driver.

by ViciousBadger August 15, 2010

discombobulated

to be pushed to the point of extreme confusion, whereas you become tired and enter a drunk-like state.

someone has their head titled back, with their tongue hanging out. they are drooling,and keep trippign over their own feet.
"Is he drunk?"
"No, he's discombobulated,"

by fugabutacus September 1, 2005

discombobulated

When your so fucking high you can't even tell that it's your dog sucking your dick and not your 6 year old sister.

man i was so discombobulated i didn't even realize that i was eating my cats ass

by thediscombobulater April 10, 2017

Discombobulate

When you do something to something but your not sure what it is

I Discombobulated this Tomato (This is in refrence to cutting but you dont know to use the word cutting

by Tom Elson September 9, 2003

Discombobulate

To confuse someone

Jessica: the answer is easy. 20x40 + 6558 divided by the numerator to the general contraction of seven plus 1
Rihanna: Slow down you will discombobulate me.

by JJ Taylor Lautner is a hottie December 3, 2014

discombobulated

Knocked into a state of mental and bodily confusion in an athletic competition.

Ronnie Lott, Michael Strayhan, and Lawrence Taylor discombobulated many quarterbacks, running backs and wide receivers during their NFL careers.

by Nypsey October 21, 2008