Urbitch Dicktion

The diction that only dumbass urban dictionary editors allow because they are far too unintelligent to support a valid attempt at sprucing up the English Language.

"Slep" Master B tried to put the ingenius word "sleping" onto urban dictionary but apparently the editors were too ignorant to publish this gem of vernacular. All they support is "Urbitch Dicktion"

by "Slep" Master B July 1, 2009

dickthroat

When someone continuously coughs over and over again uncontrollably.

Why don't you fix that dickthroat you have Sam?

by Dickthroat mcgee June 25, 2008

Dicktails

n. The details of a hook-up or sexual experience with a guy or guys.
Derived from the combination of dick - referring to the male genitalia and details- the description or exact account of the event in question. Also a play on the word tale as in a story.

Rachel- Hey Ariana, what happened with that guy last night?
Ariana- You know I don't kiss and tell...
Rachel-Come on! Give me the dicktails!

or

Sofia- Ayy breh you tap dat one mo'gain?
Danielle- YEEEE you already know tho
Sofia- You finna gimme dem dicktails breh?
Danielle- letss just say this 'tail didn't have no happy ending, if u know wat im sayin!

by RADSFrenchBitches July 22, 2009

Dirktatur

Eine von von einem Dirktator geführte, in der Theorie, demokratische Staatsform, welche sich besonders im Südosten von Köln ausgebreitet und an Attraktivität gewonnen hat.

Grundsätzlich beschreibt die Dirktatur eine Staatsform, in welcher Meinungen und Eindrücke von Bürgern zwar aufgenommen werden, aber in der Realität eher meist vom Dirktator abgelehnt und durch seine eigenen Prinzipien ersetzt werden. Im Endeffekt setzen sich diese dann durch und müssen von der Gesellschaft akzeptiert werden, um härtere Strafen o.ä. zu vermeiden.

Siehe auch "Diktatur"; "Diktator"

Diese Dirktatur treibt mich noch in den Wahnsinn...

Wir überlegen, auf Grund der Dirktatur in den Osten zu fliehen...

by OriginalGanjaMan November 5, 2018

dicktable

Being a predictable asshole.

Cal, you're being such a fucking dicktable.

by gggromit May 14, 2014

technical dickticulties

When a man is having issues remaining erect during sex or during sexual activities.

Maybe we should try this when you're more focused because it seems like you're having some technical dickticulties.

by King-Char January 9, 2017

The Dicktator

This sex act involves a man and a woman where the man brutally beats the woman senseless. Near the point of fatality, the male grabs his dong and proceeds to make a potato condom. After the potato condom is created, the male puts it on over his abnormally small wang and commences the potato ass fucking. He continues until the woman draws blood from the sewer pipe and beef sandwich, where he then forces the woman to choke on this hunk of a veggie. During all this, he is speaking German and hailing Hitler, even wearing the notorious Nazi uniform. This sex act is considered sexist and the SJW WILL come to your front door. Also to note, this sex act is illegal in nearly every communist country. Rated PG.

I just gave Jill The Dicktator and boy was she a screamin!

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 16, 2017