ding 

fool, idiot,
someone who does not think like you.

give yer head a shake ya ding!

ding by ginge May 26, 2005

Ding 

A mythological creature that sprouts up out of random holes.
Lead by their leader: Dingar

Watch out for that ding under your foot.
Dings are cool.

Ding by Dingar October 4, 2004

Ding 

A person wearing a Canadian tuxedo, or jean pants with a jean jacket.

If they have some sort of hair on the jacket, such as wool or fur, they become a Ding with fur/ wool.

*person in Canadian tuxedo walks by*
Ding!

Did you just see that Ding with fur? Hilarious

Ding by FB5280 January 14, 2010

ding 

the act of banging, fucking, sexing, making love, screwing, nailing ect ect.
(dinging) the current act of having sex.
dinging is not meant to produce a kid or fetus
dinging does NOT refer to adults having sex. just to teenagers having a good time.
when you ding, its a custom to text or call a previously named "dinging buddy" to let them know that you are, in fact, dinging.
NOTE: do NOT ding your dinging buddy. or let anyone get confused that you are. because obviously you arent

"they dinged in the backseat"
"she shouldnt ding her teacher"
"they dinged all night long, all over my body"
"lets go ding"
"i love dinging"

ding by LEMONmybody January 6, 2009

Ding 

Used by snowboarders when describing a dent in stuff

"My board is so dinged up dude!"

Ding by Fuzzy Wuzzy May 31, 2005

Ding 

Word shouted by Mort Goldman in the episode of Family Guy entitled "Mr. Saturday Knight" when he saw the Black Knight's girl and failed to get an erection.

Mort Goldman: "DING!"

Ding by B February 9, 2005

Ding 

A remark to shout out when someone says something stupid or not at all funny

Jolene: "A man walks in to a bar ... ouch" (short silence whilst no-one laughs)

James: DING!!!

Ding by kuala timz September 10, 2010